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Detroit Chaos- 2004 Results Results
Without a doubt, the Saturday night party was the highlight of the year.  A good time was had by all.  Unfortunately, despite Pete's best efforts to sweet talk the Indian girl at the front desk,  we were booted out of the room.  Eric Sandstrom managed to record the phone call that got us booted.  It is really too bad that he could only record one side of the conversation.  As you can see on the video, it was so funny that I actually started crying.

A little background may be useful for everyone who was not there.  Steve managed to arrange for a courtesy room that we could use for our Saturday night party.  It was on the top floor of the hotel and it was free!  That was the best thing Steve did all weekend as far as I'm concerned.  On Saturday night, we had a call or two from the Indian girl down at the desk asking us to quiet down.  I kept telling her we would turn down the TV (as if that is what was too loud).  At some point, she sent somebody up to try to quiet us down.  We sent him packing and told him that we had arranged with the girl downstairs that we would just turn down the TV.

This video will live forever on the Internet.  Thanks Eric. 

Click Right Here To See The Famous Video. 

To the right is the text as best I can remember it.

Phone rings (again).  Nobody seems to want to pick it up, so Pete takes on the Challenge.  We pick it up right there on the video.

Pete:   Hello

Indian Girl:  THAT IS IT, I HAVE WARNED YOU ENOUGH.  MANY PEOPLE ARE CALLING ME TO COMPLAIN.  YOU MUST DISPERSE, YOU MUST DISPERSE, YOU MUST DISPERSE.

Pete:  We just turned the TV down.

Indian Girl:  YOU HAVE HAD YOUR CHANCE AND WE HAVE BEEN PATIENT.  PEOPLE ARE DOWN HERE AT THE DESK COMPLAINING.   YOU MUST DISPERSE, YOU MUST DISPERSE, YOU MUST DISPERSE.

Pete:  How about if we turn it off?

Indian Girl:  NO, YOU MUST DISPERSE NOW.  YOU MUST LEAVE THAT ROOM.. 

Pete:  Will we have to pay for the room if we leave the room.

Indian Girl  (absolutely screaming now).  YOU DID NOT PAY FOR THE ROOM.  WE GAVE YOU THAT ROOM TO USE FOR FREE.

Pete: Oh.

Indian Girl (continuing to scream).  YOU MUST DISPERSE NOW. WE HAVE HAD PEOPLE COMPLAINING FOR SEVERAL HOURS.  THERE ARE PEOPLE AT THE FRONT DESK YELLING AT ME RIGHT NOW.  IF YOU WILL NOT DISPERSE, I WILL HAVE TO COME UP THERE RIGHT NOW.

Pete:  Could you bring up some pizzas when you come?

Indian girl:  (still louder) I AM NOT GOING TO BE BRINGING ANY PIZZAS, I AM GOING TO BE BRINGING THE COPS.

Pete:  hangs up phone and starts crying.

Group leaves.   Click Right Here To See The Famous Video. 

   
  Here is Mike telling us about the goal he didn't score because of the drop pass that Steve didn't make - big surprise - Mike whining, Steve not passing - What's new with the Chaos.

Click here to see and listen to the video that Eric Sandstrom made of this conversation.

 There is Pete sporting his doo-rag.
 Here is Steve telling us about the pass he made . . . oops, I mean the pass he didn't make and the goal he scored.
 NO WAY ARE WE RUNNING OUT OF BEER THIS YEAR !!!!!!!!