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Detroit Chaos- 2005

Probable Line-Up

Forwards Left Wing Center Right Wing
Line 1 Stachowski Macaskill Kappler
Line 2 Totzke Fidler Belding
Line 3 Channer Benninger McDonald

Defense Left Right
Line 1 Diaspro Wagy
Line 2 Sandstrom Kinlin
Line 3 Lipskie Lovell

Probable Line-up

Name # Position Captain's Comments
Belding, Preston 8 F2 Sonic ass.  Old-school helmet.  Still thinks there're only 6 NHL teams and the Blue Jackets.  He will not be missing from the scoresheet again, in 2005.
Benninger, Steve 5 C3 Captain Chaos, the proud founder of this storied franchise.
Channer, Dwight 42 F3 Revamped "game" out West brings needed tenacity in front of the net and the chance to light the lamp playing alongside the Captain and the Private.
Diaspro, Lenny 4 D The "best" hockey player from Ohio adds depth and toughness on D.
Fidler, Terry 71 C2 Just call him "hands," "playmaker," or Fids.  This home-lander will once again have to lead the Power Line in scoring punch.
Kappler, Brian 7 F1 The Chaos GM delivered in 2004 as he finished 3rd in team scoring.  Once again he will have to help his line-mates score as his only alibity to finish is "high glove."
Kinlin, Peter 6 D Another Canadian, another trouble-maker on the ice.  This smooth-skating defense intimidates opposing goalies with his head-hunting ability and is always adept at challenging the Chaos penalty kill while watching from the "box."
Krizek, Joey 80 G This "ladies man" is also a crowd favorite.  He will need another Ken Dryden-like performance reminiscient of his 2001 MVP championship.
Lipskie, Brad 22 D Hopefully Bertuzzi's beer buddy/teammate hasn't popped too many doughnuts the first year as an OPP!   No worry, "Moose" still gives the Chaos credibility as a hockey team.  
Lovell, Andy 13 D Poke-checks well…when he's awake….when he shows up…when he's not at a show…
Macaskill, Mike 3 C1 Kap and Stach will look to get this sharp-shooter the puck in the slot or on the break.  The Captain doesn't call him "5-hole" for no reason.
McDonald, Pete 91 F3 Some call him a loud-mouth, a lush, an out-of-control train, a pea-shooter, and a joker.  The Captain calls him the ultimate team player.  "Fire-it-up" boys, or Private Pete will give you a light.
Sandstrom, Eric 66 D This swift-skating defenseman will be asked to contribute on offense, as well as play the power-play, and penalty-kill.
Stachowski, Jim 11 F1 Late call-up from Adirondack will get a shot at glory and a place in Chaos history.
Totzke, Jay 2 F2 Kung Pao "Shooter".  The Chaos welcomes back the scoring flair of the "Cousin Connection."
Wagy, Rich 10 D Wags will look for a new roommate to stomach his stench as Stitches tends to his young skaters at home.  The Captain will look for this solid defenseman to have a break-out tournament.