| Now all
of you Chaos hockey players must be wondering what can we possibly learn
from Aretha Franklin. I could not think of anything myself.
Fortunately, the Detroit Free Press was much more observant and creative
than your local Chaos Webmaster. Apparently Aretha is the poster
woman for living a "Healthy Life". She obviously chose a
diet that fit her personality, tastes and schedule. I can't really
comment on her personality, but I am pretty sure her taste in food is
ANYTHING that fits her schedule. What's her schedule? That
should be obvious. From the time she wakes up in the morning until
the crane lifts her into bed at night it is time to eat.
A Chaos team member must
be slightly more disciplined than a singer like Aretha. Obviously
our diet must keep us in decent enough shape so that we can round out
the team while Benninger, Lipskie, Fidler, and Totzke carry our sorry
arses to the championship. Therefore, for the Chaos weekend we
will try to eat healthy. Keep lots of liquid in your body -
especially beer. |
