|
Name |
# |
Position |
The Webmaster's Preview |
|
Belding, Preston |
8 |
F |
Last year Belding played like a typical Ohio
boy - pathetic. A mere one assist despite playing with the great
Macaskill's and the nearly great White. |
|
Benninger, Steve |
5 |
C |
The Captain somehow managed to go over last
year even though he was saddled with a nearly dead McDonald and a highly
motivated Channer. This year he has recruited the younger McDonald to
try to get some help. What difference does it really make? He is
not going to pass the puck anyway. |
|
Channer, Dwight |
42 |
F |
Channer had zero points last year. Do I
need to say anything more? How can you get zero points playing on the
Captain's line? He will probably be demoted to play with Macaskill
where he won't have to worry about a pass coming his way and zero points
will be the norm.. |
|
Fidler, Terry |
71 |
C |
After a great 2006 campaign, expectations
were running high for 2007. With an over/under number of 5 Terry's
head barely fit in his helmet. That won't be problem this year.
A measly one goal was all he could muster putting him the farthest below the
over/under number in the long storied history of the Chaos. |
|
Kappler, Brian |
7 |
F |
The Chaos GM performed as expected.
Slow, lumbering and with 2 points to match the over/under. This year
he will be highly motivated so when he gets home his son still has some
respect for the old man. Look for a stellar performance. |
|
Kinlin, Peter |
6 |
D |
Another Ohio boy who failed to meet
expectations. ZERO points. He did play some good defense and
during 2008 he has already taken the Webmaster to a Red Wing game.
Therefore, we will cut him some slack and not comment about how he is
clearly slowing down and showing his age. |
|
Krizek, Joey |
80 |
G |
Another nice year for JOEY who only gave up 6
goals. His post game partying was far below expectations and
this could account for his strong performance. Don't expect this to
happen again. |
|
Lipskie, Brad |
22 |
D |
The Enforcer was one of only two people who
were over so you might think that 2007 was a good year for him.
However, the true Chaos fan would not agree. The Enforcer's reputation
took a serious blow when he got his ass kicked by Hulk Hogan on skates.
Look for him to bounce back this year and pick on someone much smaller. |
|
Lovell, Andy |
13 |
D |
As we state every year, Andy is the only
Chaos player who is improving with age. Maybe it is because he started
so low or maybe it is blind luck. In any case, The Chaos are likely to
live or die based largely on his performance. |
|
Macaskill, Mike |
3 |
C |
What can we say about Mike? Perhaps he
is the most consistent Chaos player of all. He never fails to lead the
team in Whining and Chirping. It has been 3 years since he tallied an
assist, and last year he picked a fight with the biggest guy on the ice.
You gotta love his fire. |
|
McDonald, Pete |
4 |
F |
After coughing up his lungs last year, the
Chaos are fortunate he is alive and back ready to play. They are even
more fortunate that he is bringing his son along for the very first time.
Rumor has it that he is pumped up on steroids now and anxious to prove he is
still better than the youngster. Look for a stellar performance and a
repeat victory in the Webmaster category. He can't possibly do worse
than the zero points tallied last year. |
|
Mcdonald, Paul |
91 |
F |
After years of campaigning with the Captain's
lovely mother, Paul is excited to be the newest member of the Chaos.
Expectations are high based on his father's past Chaos contribution and it
is not likely that he will measure up, but he will certainly be trying
hard. He will be sporting the storied #91 which is a tough jersey to
fill. |
|
Sandstrom, Eric |
15 |
D |
Another 2007 zero point defense man.
The Butcher is looking to step it up this year but he will have to be
careful. He has suffered a separated shoulder already this year.
He has missed significant time in his leagues due to excessive massages in
China. The inside scoop is that he has gotten soft. |
|
Totzke, Jay |
2 |
F |
A similar story to his long time line mate
Fidler, Totzke also set the record for the worst over/under performance.
Also, for the 2nd year in a row, Jay has failed miserably in providing a
timely Chaos write-up to the Captain and Webmaster. He will have to
step up his performance in 2008 or he is likely to rooming with JOEY in
2009. |
|
Wagy, Rich |
10 |
D |
Even though Wagy tallied zero points, his
performance as JOEY's room mate was valuable to the championship. Wagy
managed to keep JOEY reasonably sober and they were on time for every game.
Sorry, I can't compliment him beyond this. |
|
White, Dave |
11 |
Bench Coach |
White will be behind the bench this year
instead of on the ice. This is likely to be a serious blow to
the hopes of the Chaos opponents and a major boost to his former line mates
over/under. His impact as bench coach will be hard to measure but
there is a good chance he will surprise everyone and look sharp back there
in his suit and helmet. |
