| The Clintons cannot teach us much, but we
have to always give them credit for being themselves. This is
important for the Chaos hockey player. Do not try to be someone you
are not.
Mike should not try to avoid whining. It is who he
is. Why be ashamed of it. Relish it and whine constantly.
We will know you are there.
The Captain should not try to be Yzerman. It cannot
happen. Would Yzerman puke all over the hallway and elevator the
day before a game. I doubt it.
Should da Butcha try to be nice. Of course not.
Because then he would not be The Butcher. If he sees someone down on
the ice and he does not skate by and knee them in the head, we would all
think there was something wrong with him.
Pete should not wear a hat. It is not right.
He is a doo rag man. Wear the doo rags. But keep the pink
one at home. The Enforcer is back this year and you do not want to get
your ass kicked.
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