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Name |
# |
Position |
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Paul's Preview
It might look like he is not paying
attention, or that he is passed out, or possibly sleeping. But no,
he is really paying close attention just like his Dad. This year
he has decided to do the preview on his own. |
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Belding, Preston |
8 |
F |
I heard this guy used to be pretty decent.
At least as far as competing with Uncle Mike in the turning the air
unbreatheable department. I didn't notice him much on the ice.
Kind of like the other team I suppose. My Dad said he has never
really done much but I should be nice to him since he is a long time Chaos
member. OK Preston, you are probably the best player on your line but
you will still be under. |
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Benninger, Steve |
19 |
C |
My stellar play over the last couple of years
seems to have pushed Mr. Benninger to play at a respectable level.
This year he will really have to step it up if he expects to be in the
scoring race. I have not seen him much at our Friday skate so he
may not be in shape . . . although he has certainly maintained his ability
to complain about the teams. Hopefully this talent will be useful
placing the Chaos in the appropriate division. |
|
Channer, Dwight |
42 |
F |
I was really impressed with Dwight's play in
game 3 last year. Winning an MVP award puts him up there in a league
with me. If we could only get him to play all games like did
game 3. Or maybe if he played on a line with me, he would have a
better chance to score. I think he is with Mr. Benninger this year so
if plays the angles off the goalie's pads, he could be an over. |
|
Hill, Jason |
17 |
D |
Jason's performance on D this year has been nothing
short of . . . well, how can I say this politely. Let's just say that
JOEY will have to be very alert whenever Hill is on the ice. Although
we all know that he is incredibly strong on the puck, once he has it you
just never know where it is going to go. My advice is to stay
close to the open player on the opposing team because this is Jason's most
likely outlet pass. The Over/Under . . . . Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha . . .
. . . Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
|
Kappler, Brian |
26 |
F |
Brian plays with us just about every Friday.
I have been watching him closely. The good news is that he has not
lost anything over the last few years. The bad news is that it still
makes him a 3rd liner. The good news is that we need him on the
3rd line. He will probably go over since he sets the numbers. I
will take the over assuming he is a ZERO. |
|
Kinlin, Peter |
6 |
D |
I only get to see Kinlin once a year.
I suppose he is pretty decent for a guy who lives in Ohio but he is
definitely not as good as when I first started playing against him on Friday
nights. Or maybe I am just much better than I used to be.
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Krizek, JOEY |
30 |
G |
I can hardly wait to party with this guy.
I have heard all kinds of stories so it will be interesting to see if he
measures up. He has only played with us on Friday a few times over the
last few years and to be honest, I don't see why everyone is so excited that
he is coming back. I had no trouble scoring on him. Take
the OVER. |
|
Lovell, Andy |
13 |
D |
Andy's performance on D last year seemed
really good to me. He plays pretty much like Will Owen and it is
definitely hard to tell them apart. I'm looking for Andy
to go way over this year since the ref will probably give him a few of
Will's points. |
|
Macaskill, Mike |
3 |
C |
Last year Mike was really lucky that Steve
put him on a line with me and my Dad. He is the center on the
3Ms so I am going to be nice to him. He rarely complains and keeps a
very positive attitude at all times. Uncle Mike is a great player and
extremely generous with the puck. Maybe because he doesn't have much
of a shot any more . . . I'm pretty sure my Dad and I will carry him
again and he will go over. |
|
McDonald, Pete |
25 |
F |
He is not really my brother, but he does play
very much like me. A very strong and accurate shot helped him to go
way over last year and his passing is uncanny. He is as good a
left-winger as you will see all weekend. Don't let the fact that he
has knee surgery scheduled 5 days after this year's championship game con
you into thinking he will be slow. He is playing some great hockey and
we all know he raises his play up for the big games - assuming he can get
out of bed. |
|
McDonald, Paul |
91 |
F |
I think I have been doing pretty well since I
joined the Chaos - both on and off the ice. I have not played as
much this year but when you have talent like me, it doesn't really matter.
I plan to just lace 'em up and dominate the games. Take the over on me
no matter what the number. Then I will be really nice to da
Butcha and hope he takes me to a nice place to spend all the Butcher Bucks
that I have been saving since last year. |
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Owen, Will |
5 |
D |
Will is turning into quite a hack which is
unfortunate since we need him on the ice - especially when you look at who
else we have on D. He is definitely the 2nd best player we
have under the age of 25. I am looking for Will to have a big
weekend assuming he is reasonable with his use of The Scholarship. If
not, the my advice is to stay away from him and assume he will throw away a
few pairs of pants. |
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Phylactou, Steve |
12 |
F |
I watched him play 3 2/3 games last year and
could not figure out why he couldn't score. He seemed like a
pretty decent player. Then in the third period of the last game
he puts up 3 goals. If he can do that every game then he has a chance
to compete with me for the scoring title. I see Mr. Benninger
will play with him this year so he better be going to the net with a
vengeance or he will definitely be under. |
|
Sandstrom, Eric |
10 |
D |
Except for my Dad, Da Butcha is my favorite
Chaos player by far. I love this guy like an Uncle. I
don't care if he plays well or not, just as long as he shows up and is in
good enough shape to take me and Will out at night. If he would pay
for my weekend then he would be my favorite Chaos player. Oh
yeah, his play, well, he is pretty good and I know the little guy will
be there if there is a fight. In fact, I am sure of it since he will
probably start it. |
| Winchester, Chris |
9 |
F |
Looks like Chris will be playing with Mr.
Benninger. That should help him get some points. Chris is
pretty fast and I remember he has a really good low hard shot.
If he can just get it on net, he will help us a lot but I am still taking
the under on this guy. We all need to remind him that it is OK
to backcheck. Last year the only time he was inside our zone was when
he was sitting on the far end of our bench between shifts.
Take the under. |
| Fidler, Terry |
|
Wuss |
So what. We have
Phylactou. Plhluck Fidler. |
| Totzke, Jay |
|
Wuss |
I don't think we need this guy anyway.
Big deal if he doesn't show up. Who cares? I don' |
