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Mickey's Mojo
The Chaos webmaster has managed to get Mickey
Redmond, hockey great and beloved Red Wing announcer, to provide some
insight about the 2015 Chaos roster. Pay attention. This man
knows his hockey. |
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Belding, Preston |
8 |
F |
The return of Belding could be a great sign for the
Chaos. Preston has tasted greatness from the glory days of the Toronto and
Niagara championships. Alas, maybe Captain Chaos is going senile this
year since Belding used to just basically wear the uniform and contribute
foul air to the off-rink get togethers. The Chaos can only hope that he will
return with more game and less gas. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY UNDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR |
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Benninger, Steve |
19 |
F |
Captain Chaos has tasted one championship this year as
a Screaming Beaver. Can he pull off another for the Chaos. His grittiness is
unquestioned and as everyone knows, his passing is nearly at an acceptable
level. As his boys have gotten older, they have whipped on him pretty good.
He has missed a few games with nagging injuries and may have lost a step,
but if anyone can will the puck into the net, it is Captain Chaos. Can he
shake off the nagging injuries carry the team on his back? We shall see. |
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Channer, Dwight |
42 |
F |
Once again Channer joins the Chaos from Timbuctoo and
he has been praying to be on a line with Captain Chaos and Paul so he has a
reasonable chance of tallying a point. The scouts say he is getting some
playing time and tallying some points, but the competition in Timbuctoo is
not much so don't be deceived. At a minimum, expect Dwight to step up and be
the Enforcer this year. |
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Cox, James |
25 |
F |
Cox? I can understand why the Screaming Beavers need
Cox, but the proud Chaos franchise? Well, I guess if Tyler can somehow be
chosen to return, there is no reason Cox can't get his trial too. Obviously
he benefits by having an Uncle recovering from yet another surgery. Expect
James to back check like a fiend and shoot like a 26 year old Channer. I
would pick the under on this guy.is guy even though he will wear the "O"
McDonald jersey. |
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Kappler, Brian |
26 |
F |
Captain Chaos continues to endure allocating a jersey
to Kappler. Perhaps he is counting on Billy coming along and making up for
the decline of his father. Seems like this has happened on the Chaos before.
Brian has not played much this year but anyone who knows him, also knows
that once he dons the Chaos jersey his game seems to elevate.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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Kinlin, Peter |
6 |
D |
The former Canadien, now Blue Jacket lover was
recently seen at a Red Wing game. Perhaps he is motivating himself to step
up and recapture some of the glory from his time in Detroit. Let's hope so.
This is another of Captain Chaos' old guard who needs to have a flashback
and do something great. I would take the over on him. He is due since I
don't think he has done much the last 5 years. |
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Krizek, JOEY |
30 |
G |
JOEY has had flashes of greatness this year
backstopping the Screaming Beavers to their first championship (and also his
first Beaver playoff win). But he was also lit up the week the Tuesday Chaos
unveiled their new jerseys. Which JOEY will show up? Will it be the great
JOEY, or the JOEY who gives up goals from beyond the blue line? Will it be
the JOEY on the luggage cart, or JOEY the tea drinking trickster? Let's just
say only one of them has ever won a championship .... give that boy some
SCOTCH. |
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Lovell, Andy |
13 |
F |
Lovell and Belding … together again. A scary thought.
For the Chaos. A really scary thought for James. But let's be fair,
Lovell is a seasoned veteran who really knows what the Chaos weekend is all
about. Let's hope the new hotel has a comfortable front lawn so Andy can get
a good night's sleep and be ready to step on the ice. |
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Macaskill, Mike |
3 |
D |
Macaskill is returning to the Chaos. But the 3M line
will not be there to carry him, so Captain Chaos has decided to hide him on
defense. At least if he is back there it won't be a surprise to only see his
name on the score sheet in the penalty section. Mike has privately admitted
that he is slowing down, but don't be surprised to see him step up ... er,
WAAAA up once the Chaos jersey is pulled on. Hopefully he has a new Sher-wood
ready for the hand shake line. |
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Macha, Mike |
7 |
D |
Macha stepped up his game this year and has been
playing several times a week. In addition to being the goalie's best friend,
he has stepped up and scored his share of goals. I would take the over on
this guy. If he plays half as good as he thinks he is, then he may well lead
the team in points. |
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McDonald, Pete |
25 |
F |
Unfortunately, "O" McDonald is at home again
recovering from another near fatal injury. As usual, he fully expects to set
a record for the quickest recovery in history. His torn rotator cuff
severely limited his effectiveness this year but he is planning to be ready
for the fall season. He is not a big wuss like that boxer Pacquiao who will
need 9-12 months to return. He is a hockey player. He is a Chaos. He will be
ready in 3-4 months. He is crazy,. |
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McDonald, Paul |
91 |
F |
"Y" McDonald has seen his point production drop over
the last few years. Could it be that he relied more on "O" McDonald than
anyone realized? This would be my bet. Or maybe it is because he has been
relying on McDonalds for too many meals. Captain Chaos has him as a right
wing this year so hopefully Paul will step up his game and shatter a few
water bottles for old time's sake. |
| McNamara, Alex |
2 |
D |
Alex has not been playing much hockey since he left
the Screaming Beavers in December. But this guy has talent and Captain Chaos
is counting on him to step right up and be in mid season form from the
opening puck drop. Alex was really looking forward to rooming with Tyler
again this year, but Captain Chaos has decided to separate them since they
both seemed to have weak legs the last time they were together. |
| O'Brien, Aron |
71 |
D |
Aron has been solid for the Chaos each year, but he
has yet to drink from the championship cup. This guy can be a difference
maker if he plays at the top of his game instead of relying on the rest of
the Chaos players to do all the work. If the line-up holds with Kinlin as
his partner on D then my recommendation is to take the under on this guy
since he will have to stay back while Peter is busy playing forward. |
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Sandstrom, Eric |
10 |
F |
Da Butcha was on the roster up until he visited China a couple of weeks ago.
We all know the last time he was there, he brought back the famous yeast
infection rash on his head. Well, he is a late cancellation.
The rumors are flying that this time it was not his head and he simply is
unable to put on his hockey jock to play for the Chaos. |
| Schraffenberger, Troy |
4 |
F |
Fresh off his well deserved Keith Primeau award for
wasted potential, Troy will be on the ice in Kalamazoo trying to show he
deserves the honor of wearing the Chaos jersey. The entire team will
definitely have to work on motivating this guy since he is a classic coaster
out there. Troy can definitely be the difference between winning and losing
if he brings his A game. However, the smart move here would be the play the
UNDER. |
| VanHeukelom, Tyler |
56 |
F |
Tyler is lucky. The rumor was that Tyler would be in
the stands in his home town, but his bestest ever roomie Alex begged Captain
Chaos to put him on the roster. So the long probationary period for Tyler
continues. Captain Chaos would be well advised to plan his penalty killing
lines well in advance since the local referees probably know Tyler by now. I
would go with the over .... but only on penalty minutes, alcohol
consumption, spooning with Alex ...... |
