| The Chaos weekend is in Marquette this year. That
is a long drive. It is even longer if you are in Troy's 15
person rental van. It is even longer than long if you happen
to be the one who has to sit next to Tyler. If you
happen to be the driver of that van then you need to drive carefully.
Don't let anything get out of hand back there. Don't miss a turn
like poor Jennifer did or one of your passengers might just bite off
your nose. This could be a significant problem. How
would you breath out there on the ice without a nose? What do you
think this Aaron guy was thinking on the ride to his appointment.
It must be pretty simple now that I think about it. He was
probably simply looking out the front window and said to himself, "if
she turns the wrong way here, I think I will just bite her nose off".
I bet that Jennifer would agree 100% with this motivation page.
If she had just been more careful, she would probably still have her
nose. As a side note, personally, I feel that
something is missing in this article. We have a picture of
Aaron, but it seems like we should also have a picture of Jennifer.
Without the picture of her, I will just have to conclude this is fake
news. But at least it is funny.
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