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Cliff Floyd's Strategy - Act Important

The key to life is to get people to treat you with respect.  Whether or not you deserve respect is not relevant.  The best way is to get respect is to ACT IMPORTANT.  If you act important, people with treat you as if you are important.  As a member of the Chaos, always remember that YOU ARE IMPORTANT - so you must ACT IMPORTANT.

Don't let anyone get in your way because you are more important than them.

Look at Cliff Floyd.  Who the hell is Cliff Floyd anyway?  I think he is a baseball player.  Who the hell cares about baseball?  According to mlb.com his stats show that he has had 3 decent years out of the last 12.  This does not even matter.  Look at the treatment he is getting.  There is a 95 year old man making sure Cliff's head stays dry.  That man seems to think that Cliff is important so he is willing to let himself get soaked to the skin.

A Chaos team member KNOWS he is the most important.  If that old guy had a Chaos shirt on, Cliff Floyd's bald head would be SOAKING wet.

Take a lesson from Cliff Floyd.  If you act important, people will think you are important.  You will get special treatment - even if you stink.