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Vinnie Jones
Vinnie Jones is obviously a distant cousin of our favorite motivational character of 2004 (and maybe all time), John Hopoate.

You might be wondering what we can learn from this.  It should be obvious to everyone.  The lesson here is to watch out for Sandstrom and his little toy camera.  Always be on your best behavior because if you slip up, it is virtually guaranteed that Sandstrom will be there to capture the moment for all eternity. 

The best way to know if Sandstrom is close by with the camera is simply to keep your ears open.  Now that PJ Macaskill is too PW'd to come and play for the Chaos, we know that when we hear someone giggling like a schoolgirl, Sandstrom is very close by.

Look at these guys.  It is obvious that they know about Vinnie and his tricks.  They think he is coming.  What they didn't know was that Sandstrom was ready with his camera to document the fact that they look like a bunch of girls standing there with their purses.

These two pictures are obvious reasons to stick with hockey.  In hockey, you don't have to worry about an opponent putting his hand in your shorts.  If anyone tried, you could break your stick over his head.   You will also never see a hockey player take a purse out on the ice.