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"I'm rich. What am I supposed to do, hide
it?"
-Detroit Tiger Lou Whitaker, arriving in a stretch limo for a players' union
meeting during the 1994 baseball strike.Yeah Lou, you are rich, but the
last time I saw you, it looks like you have been spending all your money
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"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf."
-Tug McGraw, asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf
At least his son is smart. He is married to Faith Hill.
Oh yeah, Tug is dead too. Astroturf will do that to a man. |
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"They shouldn't throw at me. I'm the father
of five or six kids."
-Baseball player Tito Fuentes, after getting hit by a pitch.Hey Tito, you
have a ways to go to catch Shawn Kemp. He would have had to say he is
the father of 20 or 30 kids in 15 to 20 different cities. |
"Me and George and Billy are two of a kind."
-Baseball player Mickey Rivers, on his relationship with George Steinbrenner
and Billy Martin.I'll bet Mickey never negotiated on of his own
contracts. He is not very good with numbers. |
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"All I'm asking for is what I want."
-Rickey Henderson
And what is it that you want Rickey? Oops, sorry I forgot.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ |
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"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter.
I'm amphibious."
-Charles Shackleford of the NCSU basketball team.Hey Charles, maybe you
should have been a Tri-Athlete. I would think an amphibious
Tri-Athlete would be unbeatable.
PS - I'll bet Charles couldn't even spell amphibious. |
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