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"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't
know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
-Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach
Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice, 1982
Believe it or not, Chuck is the dumbest guy in this
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"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in
boxing - but none of them serious"
-Alan Minter
Obviously Alan has either been hit in the head a few too
many times, or he has been busy fighting girls. |
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"He called me
a 'rapist' and a 'recluse'. I'm not a recluse."
-Mike Tyson, on writer Wallace Matthew
Hey Mike, thanks for clearing that up. I think we
understand now you handsome devil. |
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"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
-Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977
Hey, you didn't really expect me to put a picture like
that on a wholesome web page like this. |
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"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
mother and father"
-Greg Norman
I never would have thought a golfer would say anything
dumb. Maybe he had a few too many Fosters in him before the interview. |
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You give 100 percent in the
first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half you
give what's left.
Yogi Berra
Yogi was one of the all time greats. I only picked this quote
because it applies directly to the Chaos. With our level of talent, we
truly need 200% from every man in the line-up. |
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