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Relax - don't worry

Let's all take a lesson from these animals.   Nothing, not even a Chaos Championship run, should prevent you from relaxing once in a while.  Don't let Captain Chaos get you nervous or uptight - relax instead.   Don't let Pete's screaming before the game scare you - just relax.   Don't worry about whether or not JOEY will be too hung-over to play a decent game - relax because he will be OK.  Don't worry about Macaskill or Benninger passing you the puck - it won't happen so just relax and hope for a rebound.   Don't worry about Kappler our Wagy outscoring you - relax because as long as you show up you will do no worse than tie them.