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Brad Lipskie - AKA The The Enforcer
Intimidation

  
Mr. Brad Lipskie is known to us all as The Enforcer.  Despite his constant rooting against the Red Wings and his unfortunate habit of rooting for the pathetic teams from Canada to advance in the NHL playoffs (when they are lucky enough to get in), we do consider ourselves privileged and lucky to have him back on Defense.  The Enforcer is a proud member of the OPP:  http://www.opp.ca

Who among us could ever forget his classic line to the opponent who asked why he should go back to the locker room?  The Enforcer simply said "Because I said so".

What can we all learn from this mild mannered man?  I would say it is the art of intimidation.  This will instill FEAR in the mind of the opponent (and his own team mates).  In any sport intimidation is important.  So during the game, do not be afraid.  Do your best to try to intimidate the other team.  If you fail, then remember The Enforcer will be there to bail your sorry ass out
(unless it is against Hulk Hogan on skates in which case he may look like a mere mortal)

There can be no greater tribute to his presence on the ice and on our team than to immortalize The Enforcer with a song.   The Chaos Webmaster is pleased to post it here for your listening enjoyment.   This song is sure be stuck in your head if you listen a few times.  Please note that this is copyrighted and you cannot re-produce it or sell it for any reason.  If you do, then The Enforcer will probably kick your ass.
Make sure your speakers are on and then click on this link and enjoy !  Mr. Enforcer Man

Hey! mr. tambourine man, play a song for me
I'm not sleepy and there ain't no place i'm going to

Hey! mr. tambourine man, play a song for me
In the jingle jangle morning, i'll come followin' you

Take me for a trip upon your magic swirling ship
All my senses have been stripped
My hands can't feel to grip
My toes too numb to step
Wait only for my boot heels to be wandering

I'm ready to go anywhere,
i'm ready for to fade
Into my own parade,
cast your dancing spell my way
I promise to go under it

Hey! mr. tambourine man, play a song for me
I'm not sleepy and there ain't no place i'm going to

Hey! mr. tambourine man, play a song for me
In the jingle jangle morning,  i'll come followin' you

 
Hey Mr. Enforcer man, kick some ass for me
I’m not so tough and there ain’t no way I’m going to be

Hey Mr. Enforcer man, kick some ass for me
In the ice rink in the morning, I’ll come followin’ you

Take them for a trip into total un con scious ness
All their senses have been stripped
Their hands can’t feel to grip
Their toes too numb to skate
Wait only for their eyes to roll back in their head

I’m ready to go to the rink, 
I’m ready to watch you fight
Their biggest meanest guy, 
Cast your hardest punch his way
I want to see him gushing blood

Hey Mr. Enforcer man, kick some ass for me
I’m not so tough and there ain’t no way I’m going to be

Hey Mr. Enforcer man, kick some ass for me
The opponents will be leaving Because you saa iid so