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Mike Macaskill
Waa to the World

  
As everyone associated with the Chaos knows, Mike Macaskill is the undisputed, unchallenged king of the whine and chirp.  Who among us has not heard Mike screaming Waaa Waaa to the opposition?

How, you might ask, does this fit in the strategy and motivation section?  Simple, Mike throws the opposition off their game.  They get so worked up that they cannot even play the game.  Mike even picks fights with the biggest monster on the ice right in front of our bench.  His behavior never fails to amuse and motivate his team mates.   Mr. Waa Waa has PASSION.  Who can ever forget the year where we lost in the finals?  Mike was so upset that he broke his Sher-Wood over someone's back in the hand shake line.  He has never been accused of being a good sport.

Mike's whining has reached epic proportions over the last few years.  What you are about to hear is the culmination of years of constant chirping, whining, and yes, we can say it . . . bitching.  The fame is now so great that the old time band Three Dog Night has re-issued their famous Joy to the World song in Mike's honor.  The Chaos Webmaster is pleased to post it here for your listening enjoyment.   This song is sure to rocket up the charts after this year's Niagara Chaos Championship.  Please note that this is copyrighted and you cannot re-producedit or sell it for any reason.  If you do, then Mike will probably whine about it.   Make sure your speakers are on and then click on this link and enjoy !  Waa to the World
                                                                        Now, if you liked that one, here is another version Waa Wa Wa Waa

Click the BACK button on your browser to return to this page after the song is over.  Here are the lyrics in case you want to follow along. 

Mike Macaskill was my CENTER
Was a line mate of mine
Never understood why he wouldn’t pass the puck
But he always seemed to bitch and whine
Yeah he always found a reason to whine

Singin’
Waa to the world,
All the hockey players now
Waa to Mikey in the penalty box,
Waa to those he mocks

If I were the ref ere e
Tell you what I’d do
I’d throw his ass in the penalty box
And make him sit for two

Sing it now
Waa to the world,
All the fights he picks
Waaa says Mikey and he whines a bunch,
Waa to his sucker punch

You know Mike’s like the ladies
Loves to yip and yap
He’s a high life bitcher and first class whiner
A non stop bitchin son of a gun,
I said a non stop bitchin son of a gun.

Waa to the world,
All the players and refs
Waa and chirp to the ref er ee
Waa to you and me

Whine to the world,
All the ref er ees
Whine to the world
Whine to you and me

Waa to the world,
All the players and refs now
We listen to Mikey’s high squeaky voice,
Our ears have no choice

Waa waa waa waa
Waa waa waa waa waa

Whine to the world,
All the guys he hacks now
Whine from the butt end of Mikey’s stick,
Man, he’s one big prick

Waa to the world,
All the hockey players now
Waa to Mikey in the penalty box,
Waa to those he mocks

Whine ... to the crowd!
Whine REALLY LOUD!
Whine to the linesman and the ref-er-ee ...
Whine to YOU and ME!

 

 Jeremiah was a bullfrog
Was a good friend of mine
I never understood a single word he said
But I helped him a-drink his wine
And he always had some mighty fine wine

Singin'...
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls now
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

If I were the king of the world
Tell you what I'd do
I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the war
Make sweet love to you

Sing it now...
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

You know I love the ladies
Love to have my fun
I'm a high life flyer and a rainbow rider
A straight shootin' son-of-a-gun
I said a straight shootin' son-of-a-gun

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the world
Joy to you and me

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

Joy to the world
Joy to you and me

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls now
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me