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Stealth 2008

Stealth has become a tradition for the Chaos motivational and strategy page.  This year is no different.  We have learned about Stealth from the Wily Fox , in 2005 Stealth was sponsored by Andy Lovell  and in 2004, we learned about Stealth from the Mexican dressed as a van chair.

The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines Stealth as the act or action of proceeding furtively, secretly, or imperceptibly.  Stealth motivated some guys to disguise their cooler full of BEER.  Now we can all identify with this - especially those of us poor unfortunate souls with jobs in the auto industry.  Who, I ask, amongst us has not wished for a beer at some point in the work day?  But how can we store beer at work and not get in trouble?  The answer lies here - with stealth.

Stealth can lead to goals.  Sneak into position and slam home a goal, get in the way without the ref knowing about it and slow down an opponent.  Be like JOEY.  Use stealth technology to pretend you are a goalie.   He has purchased all of that expensive equipment.  Why?  So he can masquerade as a Chaos goalie.