| Honest guys, I can't make this
stuff up. Here is proof:
http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/p/pottytruck.htm
Look at this guy. Obviously he has a one heck of a
sense of humor. He is also a Canadian. Yep, it is true. He is
from Halifax, Nova Scotia. The USA guys on the team can't really
comment about this guy being a Canadian because we all know we have Rednecks
in the south who are even crazier. I think he looks a little like The
Enforcer. No, wait a minute, he looks more like Wagy or maybe even
Belding. I'll bet this guy takes his date out in his company truck.
He probably even takes it out to pick up girls at the nightclubs.
Having a sense of humor is extremely important to being a
Chaos player. Especially now that they are making DVD copies of our
games. If we didn't have great senses of humor, we could not possibly
watch how we play.
It is OK to have a strange sense of humor, just as long as
you have one. For instance, Macaskill seems to think it is funny to
break his Sher-Wood over a guys back in the handshake line. Eric the
Butcher thinks nothing of skating by and kneeing a guy in the head who is
already down on the ice on his hands and knees (I have to admit that I
thought it was funny too). How about Kinlin - he thinks it is
funny to buy a bottle of scotch and watch Captain Chaos and JOEY ride to
their rooms on luggage carts. This list could go on and on. How
about Andy Lovell - he thinks it is funny to take a nap and wake up with a
garbage pail of ice water on him, his bed, and his equipment - we all
appreciate him doing that just to make us all laugh.
What will happen this year? We might win, we should
win, we expect to win and we
probably will win. The Captain will say that we BETTER win. No matter
what, I can guarantee that we will have fun and more humorous legends will
be born. |
