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Moderation (by JOEY Benninger)
Well, well well.  It looks like JOEY Benninger has grown up.  I'm sure you all remember the classic motivational page sponsored by JOEY Benninger.  That year his message was "timing is everything".  This year JOEY Benninger is preaching self control.  You might ask why?  Simple, we are all getting older.  Time to be a little more mature.  We have a youngster with us this year and we certainly don't want to corrupt his mind.   Yes, we are all one year older than last year.  Think about this:  we are all nearly 10 years older than the first Chaos webpage that is documented on this site.   Not many of us are better and faster.   In order to ensure victory we must show moderation.   If you don't believe me, then you should look at these pictures.  Can you imagine any of these people waking up on Sunday morning and lacing up the skates for a championship game?  I can't.
This drunk better hope that car coming sees him or he is going to be in big trouble.  I like how his teammates are making sure they document his demise instead of helping him.  I guess they couldn't find a luggage cart to move him to his room. This gives new meaning to the old saying talking to the toilet.   This guy is giving a great speech.  I like how he is keeping his hands away from the porcelain so he doesn't get germs on them.

Here is a guy who was riding the porcelain throne.  Unfortunately, it broke off.  At least he looks very comfortable. Ah, look at this.  I guess it even happens to young ladies.  Maybe we should give her the benefit of the doubt and figure that she just has the flu.  I suppose this picture really doesn't belong here.

How much beer do you have to drink to fall asleep like this.  He just does not look comfortable . . . but I do think he looks like Kappler. Have a good rest sir.  At least you were there for last call.

Can you believe this guy?  On a children's playground. Some people have no respect. I think this guy always wanted to be a door mat.  I think he has succeeded.