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Now, you might assume when you see this picture (before I go on, look to the
right of the girl in the plaid, there's a chimp there, and he is grabbing
one of the girls' boobs, I know you might not even have noticed that if I
hadn't pointed it out).
So you might assume that the motivation lesson here is "Take Advantage"
or "Be opportunistic!". But it's more than that. This chimp is smart...
really smart. In fact, the only one smarter than him is his owner, who
probably pockets $5 each to let people get their picture taken with his
horny little friend.
But I digress. This picture indicates that the chimp is more than a
perverted monkey. He understands the situation he is in. He knows for a fact
that everyone will just laugh if he does it, and that everyone probably just
thinks it's a harmless act of nature. Well, the look on his face gives it
away-- he has made a calculated decision to make a habit of this for his own
jollies, and he knows that everyone will still think it's cute and funny.
Shoot, they will probably encourage repeated acts in the name of a funny
photo op. I bet that the other three girls took turns baiting this randy
primate into copping a feel of each their own boobs in order not to feel
left out.
That's a smart g-damn monkey. Try to assess your position out there on
the ice, and make sure that you capitalize on your advantages. "KNOW THE
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