Anything is possible
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| Who would ever have thought that we could learn
something from a damned goat. But this recent event has instant
motivation for our Chaos hockey weekend. If a goat can walk a
tightrope with a monkey on his back, then ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.
Let's talk about some possibilities for the Chaos: |
| The Captain could get a legitimate assist - what does
this mean he will ask. It is a pass that does not hit the goalie's
pads. |
| Dwight may collect a hat trick. Or at least find
3 hats. |
| Kappler could lumber end to end and score a goal |
| Sonic Belding could get through the weekend without
making the air un-breatheable for the rest of us |
| Lovell could actually land on the moon instead of
blowing up his Apollo 13 spacecraft |
| Kinlin could keep his shot below eye level |
| Pete could forget his doo rags and look like a normal
person |
| Paul could make a defensive play |
| Will Owen could get through breakfast with his eyes
open and less than 13 Advils. |
| Jason Hill could show up for a team meeting with a
wrinkle on his shirt.. |
| Da Butcha could return from an evening with a Butcha
Buck still in his pocket. |
| Totzke could be as calm this weekend as he is when
Tanya is watching over him. |
| Mike Macaskill may get through a game without whining .
. . Well, maybe that is going too far. Let's say that almost
anything is possible. |
