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This is a tough one. Obviously this was instant motivation or
strategy for every Chaos player, but what should I say? The
possibilities are endless. Be alert - don't let a dog chew off your
toe? Moderation - don't get so drunk that a dog chews off your
toe? Be aware of your surroundings - so a dog doesn't chew off
your toe? Know your limits so you don't get too drunk and a dog chews
off your toe? No, none of these are good enough for this
idiot - besides, we have already had those lessons from other blockheads..
A Chaos play must always be smart. This is what we should learn
from Jerry Douthett. Imagine this guy having a toe that was so
infected that a dog could figure out that it needed to come off . . . yet
Jerry was not smart enough to figure it out himself. Therefore,
it is easy enough for us to conclude that a Jack Russell terrier is smarter
than Jerry. I won't even bother to state the obvious which is if
you are this dumb, don't advertise it in the paper and at the same time
prove your wife is not much smarter than you are.
Be smart Mr. Chaos player. Think one step ahead of your opponent.
Look for where the opening might be and skate there - be ready for a pass
assuming you are not on Benninger's line (if you are, be smart and play your
angles).
Be smart Mr. Chaos player. Do not put yourself in a vulnerable
position where an opponent could tear off one of your appendages -
especially since this would certainly delay the game.
Be smart Mr. Chaos player. Prepare for the game properly.
Don't do what Douthett did - mix your beer with something else like
margarita or scotch.. JOEY and The Captain can testify to this.
They are lucky they were not rooming with a Jack Russell terrier.
Let's at least give old John credit for one thing. You have
to admit the man and his wife have a sense of humor. Just
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