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All hockey players must be quick. Especially a Chaos hockey player.
We must be very quick, quicker than the opponents, quicker than the refs.
Quick, think quick. This motivation will not be long, it will be
quick. Quick because I have to make some more motivations quickly
because I am behind in my commitment to the team.
What happens if you are quick. Good things happen. You
could pounce on a a Benninger rebound and score an easy goal.
You could stuff home a beautiful intentional pass from Pete.
If you are really quick, you could get the hell of the ice so someone better
like Paul can get on the ice.
Best of all, if you are quick, you should always be in a position to get
the last beer. Now this is important. Be quick. Get the
last beer. If you are not quick enough to get the last beer then
it is your job to move quick. Quick to the store to get some more and
then come quickly back.
What happens if you are not quick. Well, almost anything can
happen. You could be offsides, you could miss a chance to pounce on a
Benninger rebound which would mean you have an easy goal. But
even worse, you could have a bird shit on your head. Think
quick. Be quick. Be quick like this kid's Dad. He was
quick enough to take the picture. But not quick enough to stop the
bird from shitting on his son's head.
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