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Chaos players must dress for success. Take care of your
uniform. Wear it with pride. There is a big rumor going around
Niagara the the Chaos will be unleashing new and improved uniforms for the
tournament this year. Why? Simple. Some of us barely fit
in the old ones (because they have shrunk from so many times going through
the washing machine). So, even if you are not in uniform, you must take
care to dress for success. You always want to look your best. If
you forget and slip up then bad things can happen. Like maybe someone
would take your picture. Then someone else would get a copy and send
it to somebody with nothing better to do than post it on the Internet for
all the world to see. FOREVER.
Editor's note. Look at that guy in the red shirt on the right.
I only point him out so that you don't think I am making fun of the woman in
spandex. She is a great example of dressing for success.
It is obvious from the look on Mr. Red Shirt's face that she will be
successful tonight. |
