| At one time, Vladimir Ladyzhenskiy was a wrestler, like
Captain Chaos. Vladimir was also a fierce competitor,
again like Captain Chaos. However, Vladimar may have taken
it a bit too far. You see, he wanted to win the sauna
contest in the worst way. Now why would anyone want to
win a sauna contest when there was no prize "other than some small
things". In any case, this guy did everything possible to
win, unfortunately, he cooked himself. From the outside in.
The poor guy looks like a piece of toast. What is
wrong with people? What could the fans have been yelling
during this competition? My mind is going 100 miles an hour
with questions. Alas, we can never find out or experience
this ourselves because due to Vladimir's dedication and some might say
insanity, the contest which had been held since 1999 "will never
be held again". I can't imagine why? It says
that his family had demanded an investigation into his death - that
should take about 5 minutes - just look at the pictures.. We can learn many lessons from Vladimir. Many, many
lessons. I will list a few, but I think you may be able to
think of a few more. Please do not take offense. The
webmaster is not making fun of this guy at all. In fact, there is
admiration for his dedication. All Chaos players are dedicated,
but we must be smart.
1. If it is too hot, get the hell out of there.
2. Play hockey. It is nice and cool in the arena.
3. If you look down and your skin is falling off and you are
bleeding, get the hell out of there.
4. If you are in Finland, go skiiing. It is not hot on
the slopes.
6. A competition should be fun - look at these guys?
Can they possibly be having fun?
8. Make sure the prize you are going to win is worth the effort.
Don't enter the contest if there isn't even a prize.
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