| Simon was not very smart. In fact, one might say he
should have a nickname of Simple Simon. You see, he thought he
was smart, he thought he was quick and he thought he could just be careful.
He did not bother to wear a mask. Look what can happen. He has
another mouth. You do not need another mouth. You only need one.
Especially people like Macaskill and Tyler. One is more than enough.
So, be smart. Wear the proper equipment so you do not end up with an
extra mouth.
We can feel bad for Simon, but at least they fixed him up. See the
picture below. He will be OK.
If you do not have a mask, go get one.
As a side comment, I bet he wore his jockstrap and cup. What does
this tell us about him. Simple. Simple Simon values his private parts
more than his face. |
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