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Beware of the eel

I really don't know what to say about this one.   The headline on this pretty much says it all.   Although hopefully anyone who Captain Chaos invites to be on the team already knows that it is a bad idea to put an eel up your ....

So, beware of the eel.  Learn from the Chinese guy.   If you forget and somehow you put an eel up there, you just might miss a hockey game.  That would be bad.  Very bad.

Maybe we could go out and buy some eels and leave them in the opponent's dressing room and hope that they have never seen this article.   Yes.  This could be the strategy.  This must be the reason the picture is included in the 2014 Chaos motivation and strategy section of the website.   Now I feel better.   For a minute, I was worried that I had stooped to a new low and just put the picture on the site to make fun of an idiot in China.