| Chaos = Dignity. We must learn a negative lesson from
Mr. Tail who would have been a perfect member of the Screaming Beavers.
Can you imagine the Beaver Posts we would have with Cox and Tail on the
team? Anyway, Walter died as a direct result of not maintaining proper
dignity. On the Chaos we have dignity.
Did JOEY or Steve die when they drank all the scotch? No.
Did Pete die when he slammed down the shots in Toronto? No.
Did Andy die when JOEY played the ultimate trick on him in Kzoo?
No.
But Walter is dead. Why? Because he does not have the dignity
of a Chaos. He should have known. Downing hot dogs at a rate
like JOEY Chestnut is just not dignified. |
