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 Stealth
Stealth is a great tradition and goes back many years.  Who could ever forget great motivations like Wily Fox , Andy Lovell , The Van Chair Mexican , the hidden refrigerator of beer ,  Mexican woman in a dashboard, Australian man with pigeons in his pants, Japanese woman living in a closet,  Soccer fan copping a feel,  the hidden refrigerator of beer, and Sunbathing man?.   Stealthy play is important for the hockey player.  Blend in, don't let the opponent see you.   
Stealth 2016 is incredible.  What do you think of the Parrott?  Why is this stealth?  Well, if you are really observant you will see that it is not a parrot at all.  It is a naked woman painted by Johannes Stoetter who has now achieved legendary status in the Chaos lore.

Can you see it now?   Now this is really like a double stealth.  Certainly we can call this woman stealthy because she can blend into the scenery and look like a parrot.  Observing people and going virtually unnoticed -  unless she wants to move and scare the crap out of someone.  Fantastic.

But in my mind, that is not the best part of this stealth lesson.  Stoetter is the real master.   He managed to disguise himself as a mere painter so he could spend hours with a naked woman putting paint all over her.  How cool is that?  If he had been a Chaos player, or someone with the mind of a McDonald, this would certainly have been a finger painting.

How does this relate to hockey?  Who cares?   I have finally put a picture of a naked woman on the Chaos website and nobody will even know it unless they can read.   (my estimate: 58% of Chaos players and fans)