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Don't smoke!!

If you are a  hockey player then you should not smoke.  Smoking causes you to not have as much energy.   You cannot breathe as well.  The Chaos will not tolerate smokers.  We need people with plenty of wind and speed.  Like Kappler.  Like Lovell.   Like O McDonald.   Like Belding.    Speed and energy. This is what makes great hockey players.

In fact, when you think about it, nobody should smoke.    It is very dangerous.  Look at this guy.  Talk about dangerous.  How about running over your own head?  This would be really bad.  Can you imagine if Sandstrom smoked and this happened to him while he was wearing his hockey helmet.  He would not just have had a yeast infection on his head,  he would have had a yeast infection on his brain when the helmet was crushed and his skull was crushed and the tire pressed the yeast germs directly into his brain tissue.   For sure don't smoke.  It is dangerous.