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Live with what you have

We are all very fortunate.  We are members of the Chaos.  God has given us that honor.    Or maybe it was Captain Chaos.    However  you look at it, Captain Chaos takes us as we are.  The way that God made us.   This is important.  Accept it.  Live with it.   And maximize what you have.   Don't try to change.  If you do, it could kill you.  Like these people.  None of them were satisfied with the size of their butt.  So they decided to do something about it.  They were impatient.  They were not smart.  Instead of just going to McDonald's and having Big Macs and milk shakes, they decided to have some idiot blow their butt up with some kind of chemical.   Unfortunately, they are now dead which is really sad.   Apparently this is very common.  Not for me.   My butt is plenty big already.  Any bigger and I could not get my hockey pants on and Captain Chaos would not allow me on the team.  So be satisfied with what you have.  Live with it.  Worry about something else.   Like scoring a goal once in a while (Andy), or passing the puck on purpose (Steve), or listening to what people tell you (Tyler), like playing your position (Kinlin), or TROY Primeau ... play to the best of your ability on at least 20% of your shifts.