First, the Flat Earthers.  These are probably the same idiots that believe NASA faked the moon landings.   They refuse to look at reason and logic.   I don't even know what to say to these people.   So, best in my mind to just listen to them, laugh at their stupidity and move on.  You cannot fix someone who is too stupid to listen.  Better to take advantage of that trait and find something that you want them to be committed to.   Like playing a solid, clean 2 way brand of hockey that has made the Chaos famous. 

How about the drinking of urine?  I think most of us would agree this is insane and only an idiot would do it.   I don't care what these morons say.  It is bad enough to drink a lousy beer that tastes like urine.  But if this happens we are all smart enough to spit it out and get a different beer and not buy the bad stuff anymore.  You would think these people would realize this.

But we can still learn from total morons.  The common thread is that they are committed.  This is necessary for the Chaos to succeed and win a championship.   But we will be different than these kind of people.  We will listen to SMART people.   People that can be respected and have proven themselves.  People like Captain Chaos, Private Pete and Korporal Kappler.  The veterans.   The proven winners.  Even Dwight is pretty smart ...  in fact, he is really smart.  After all, the Mayo Clinic hired him even after finding him on the Chaos website.

I'm truly sorry if I offended anyone on the team who believes stupid things like drinking Urine is wise or the earth is flat, or that NASA faked the moon landings.   But if this is the case, I am pretty sure they didn't get this far anyway since this lesson is well over their 200 character comprehension limit.