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Ignore pain II

OK, back to some pictures that are not quite so sickening.  Man, those finger pictures were something else.  I hope everyone knows that I really did not want to post those pictures, but since Captain Chaos sent them to me in an e-mail with a specific request I really had no choice.  I know that he knows many players who he could invite to Toronto.  I'm pretty sure that some of them might even be a little better than me.  But none of them could provide the type of motivation that I bring to the team.  And I'm quite sure that none of them have ever won an award for the best website of the tournament.  But I crumbled and posted them anyway.  Yeah, OK.  I admit it.  I thought they were funny.

Back to the task at hand.  In Ignore pain I we learned why it is necessary for a hockey player to ignore pain.  Hopefully by now we all understand it and I don't have to explain it again.  Instead, for motivational purposes we should look at these guys. 

Here we can see that the strategy of ignoring pain is not an unreasonable request.  Certainly we can be at least as tough as these guys.  The Chaos players have a history of ignoring pain.  Remember Stitch playing after getting his face fixed?  How about The Enforcer last year playing with blood dripping out of his head after a minor scuffle with Hulk Hogan?  What about Captain Chaos - playing a game with a headache to end all headaches after drinking Kinlin's scotch, baptizing the elevator, and hurling out the window of his car on the way to his game while Mommy was rubbing his back.  I think he still managed a goal. 

Who knows what this year will bring.  I only hope we are all up to the task.

Now here is a guy who ignores pain.  Nobody can tell me that doesn't hurt.  All I can guess is that he weighs about 300 pounds and cannot afford to have his stomach stapled.  I give him credit for creativity.  a few dozen more nails and he won't have to worry about over eating.