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Stealth 2011

The Detroit Chaos are like the Red Wings of the Weekend Hockey Tournament.  Tradition, tradition, tradition.  It is what binds us together and keeps us coming back.   There are many Chaos traditions that we all look forward to . . . or dread . . . depending on your perspective.
- JOEY doing the catback.
- Great FAN support  
- Pete's loud mouth
- Will talking to the toilet
- Mike whining like an 8 year old school girl.
- Lovell trying to stay dry
- Unbreathable air around the euchre table with Sonic Belding by no means being the only contributor

- Sandstrom smiling in the penalty box
-Head high Kinlin slappers
-Watching Red Wing win playoff wins
-Laughing at the Maple Leafs and other Canadian teams
-USA Chaos players carrying the team

-The Captain claiming a legitimate assist after his 3rd shot bounces off the goalie to a team mate who has been wide open since before the first shot.
- Kappler's Friday pre-game Over/Under

- The award winning website.
- Steve and Paul winning player of the game awards that Pete deserved.
- Channer playing better than last year . . . marginally.
- Stopping at the duty free for a case of beer per person.  
- Sandstrom leading the youngsters on an evening field trip.
- wannabees like Winchester/Phlactau/Hill working hard and hoping for the coveted permanent roster invitation

-And of course GREAT motivational pages - like STEALTH

The tradition of Stealth includes great pages like Wily Fox , Andy Lovell , The Van Chair Mexican , the hidden refrigerator of beerMexican woman in a dashboard, Australian man with pigeons in his pants, Japanese woman living in a closet, and the  Soccer fan copping a feel.

This year Stealth continues with the man sunbathing like a woman so he can sneak into the locker room.   Or is it the woman who looks like a man hoping nobody will notice that she is a man.   Maybe it is the man with earrings, painted fingernails and a bikini who just likes the look so nobody bothers him.   This is all very confusing to me.   But isn't that the point of Stealth?  Confuse everyone,  Make sure nothing is as it appears, be invisible,  then pounce.  Pounce on the puck.  Appear out of nowhere.   Score so the opponent wonders what happened.  Score, like this guy wants to do when he sneaks into the woman's locker room . . . I think.