The Detroit Chaos are like the Red Wings of the Weekend
Hockey Tournament. Tradition, tradition, tradition. It is
what binds us together and keeps us coming back. There are
many Chaos traditions that we all look forward to . . . or dread . . .
depending on your perspective.
The tradition of Stealth includes great pages like
Wily Fox
,
Andy Lovell
,
The Van Chair Mexican ,
the hidden refrigerator of beer ,
Mexican woman in a dashboard,
Australian man with pigeons in his
pants, Japanese woman living in a closet,
Soccer fan copping a feel,
and Sunbathing man?.
Stealthy play is important for the hockey player. Blend in, don't
let the opponent see you. Then when they least expect it,
pounce on that puck and slam home the winning goal.
Sometimes Stealth can be a heartwarming love
story. This is the case below. Here we have a man who
pretended to be a suitcase full of clothes. He is a convict,
but obviously a stud like a hockey player. His wife came for a
conjugal visit and this guy performed well enough to get her to try to
smuggle him out in a suitcase. There was only one problem.
In the heat of the moment, he forgot about the most important aspect of
stealth. BLEND IN ... like
the hidden refrigerator of beer. He went straight from
the conjugal visit into the suitcase. What a mistake.
He should have put on some clothes. Maybe put a pair or two
of dirty underwear on top and over his head so nobody would dig too
deep. See what happens when you forget the true meaning of
stealth? You are caught. This is what happened
to him. As soon as the suitcase was unzipped, it was obvious that
he was not a suitcase full of clothes. Back to prison.
Better luck next time. |
