| Every once in a while our friends from
south of the border come up with stealthy motivation for the Chaos. We
all remember the classic
Van Chair Mexican, last year we had the
Mexican in a briefcase and who
could ever forget the
Mexican woman in a dashboard.
This year we have another. You have to
admire the audacity of this one. Not just one Stealth, but 500 at
once. Packed in like sardines. But sardines are small. The
stealth did not work. Nobody would believe sardines are that tall and
would be wearing clothes. If they are going to try this again then
they may want to lay down flat like logs. Dress up in brown and black
and stack up like a cord of wood. This might work better.
It has occurred to me that the US Border Patrol
has really done a nice job helping us with motivation. They are like
the anti-stealth. They seek it out and eliminate it.
Otherwise we would not have had any of these motivations. I suppose we
should hope that they don't have a hockey team playing in our division this
year. If they did then one of the key Chaos strategies would be out
the window.
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