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Stealth 2014

Stealth is a great tradition and goes back many years.  Who could ever forget great motivations like Wily Fox , Andy Lovell , The Van Chair Mexican , the hidden refrigerator of beerMexican woman in a dashboard, Australian man with pigeons in his pants, Japanese woman living in a closetSoccer fan copping a feel the hidden refrigerator of beer, and Sunbathing man?.   Stealthy play is important for the hockey player.  Blend in, don't let the opponent see you.   

I am 99% sure that the artist Liu Bolin has been lurking on the Chaos site for years.   Just look at the picture below.  It is incredible.  This man is blending in at a grocery store in the vegetable section.   What could be his motivation?  Now this is where I have to wonder about him and why I am not 100% certain he is a Chaos follower.   Obviously he is thinking that most grocery shoppers are women who are out getting healthy food for their men while they play hockey.   So he thinks the women will reach out and grab him.   Good thinking we would all say.   But after thinking some more, I would say that a Chaos player would have been much smarter than him.   If you are going to go to all this trouble to blend in and hope the ladies reach out for the vegetables, then wouldn't it have been much smarter to stand in front of the cucumber section?